January 2011
SEE YA 2010
I am proud to say that I have conquered 2010. This year was pretty sweet with it’s endless trips to Friendly’s and Taco Bell. It’s late night shadow the hedgehog playing. It’s constant playing of hey soul sister and Eminem. Jesus. Those song like stalked me. It’s Edward Cullen cutouts that were sacrificed by Robert foolishly. It’s rainbow cupcakes. It’s...
im not going to shower until next year.
December 2010
“That Oompa Loompa was giving me the eye, man”
– Dad
When the test papers are returned, and..
inevermeant:
you failed and you have the lowest score in class:
you failed but not as badly as you’d thought:
you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either:
you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”:
you passed:
you get the highest score in class:
your friend gets the highest score in class:
someone you don’t like gets...
I would slay a male ballerina for a donut right...
What do you call fake spaghetti?
ohmagoshmoniquekristinemedinaaaa:
happythinking:
IMPASTA
I’M USING THIS.
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
-benwahballs:
My. Life.
